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Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Snowman Land :) MN
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I assumed tractor butt is what we call farmer butt, which is to say practically nonexistent, no roundness or shape, flattened like a pancake. Yes? No?
What I plan to not do in 2017 that I have done for far too long is be a workaholic. I feel like I should watch A Christmas Carol every 3 months to remind me of the things that are more important than work! And the flip side is what do I plan to do in 2017 that I didn't do in 2016. That answer is get back to working out nearly every day and actually training more properly for races and other fun events. And to cuddle more with my dogs and crochet and read. And to not feel guilty when I sit on the couch and just watch TV without multitasking.
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Perhaps they are one and the same. SpongeBob SquareButt is city, while tractor butt is country. Not sure where pancake a$$ falls (pun intended).
![]() And to make sure I stay on topic, I am not going to spend nearly as much time in 2017 on my pancake/tractor/SquareButt a$$ as I did in 2016! ![]() |
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Australia
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Looking around at Tractor Butt, Farmer Butt, ... found a lot of "Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets" with images of hens, eggs, & nests. Is that a thing? to call eggs "Butt Nuggets?" Weird to go from a monosyllabic word to a 3-syllable phrase that's unpleasant.
![]() As to what am I NOT doing in 2017 that I did a lot of in 2016? Unpaid Overtime! that results in LESS workout time, and MORE body.
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To my toddlers/tweens/teens: "One day you WILL be stronger than me, but today is NOT the day." Proud to say that still stands. They're now 25, and both lift weights at the gym (though not as heavy as I do...yet). Those who CAN exercise well into their elder years often say "I just never stopped doing it, every day." To be able to say that, one needs to START doing it, EVERY DAY! ![]() To reduce the size of my butt, I need to reduce the size of my "But......" |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Sonoma County, CA
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Well, if tractor butt acted like a tractor beam in Star Trek, it would drag over anything you wanted in the vicinity with an irresistible force.
Hey, if there can be a yoga butt there can be a tractor butt! I'm probably not going to do anything different in the next year as I seem to have found a sweet spot despite six months of chronic but not debilitating illness--30-45 minutes of focused cardio, weights, CS/Essentrics/Hamelin (although I have a limited Hamelin tolerance) or yoga a day, plus aiming for 10K+ steps perday. Also no focus on losing weight--I oscillate on about an 8-10 pound axis between lowest and highest over the course of a year but don't vary from that. I'm 63 and won't ever look like I'm 25 again, and that's OK. I'm still strong and flexible and that's what counts.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: UK
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I'm from the UK so I've never heard of 'tractor butt' lol. But no jumping on and off aerobic steps for me. I am sick to death of Cathe workouts that want me to jump onto steps with two rises, or three rises. I fail to see how jumping onto steps is considered 'intermediate'. I usually love Cathe but each cardio workout developed gets harder and harder on my knees. I think I may be joining the KCM team. Laura |
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Chicago area
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