04-16-10, 08:09 PM | |
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Insanity:
WARNING! Side effects may include but are not limited to swearing uncontrollably, sweating profusely, tingling in the legs, arms and buttocks. Other side effects may include tingling in the feet and an uncontrollable feeling of laying down, curling up in a fetal position and playing dead. If you experience the uncontrollable urge of throwing the remote at your TV, please contact your health professional immediately. |
04-16-10, 10:01 PM | |
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Colorado
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Tilak Pyle's Altar of the Heart -
WARNING: Bliss Risk. Do not operate heavy machinery or spend time with bummer people for at least four hours after use. BBL High & Tight - WARNING: Severe @$$ Damage Likely. Expect Pain. P90X - Caution: Tony's jokes will seem funny to you while you are performing these workouts. They are not funny. To avoid embarrassment, do not repeat these jokes to people who are not sweaty and in pain.
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04-17-10, 02:41 AM | ||
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: SoCal
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OK here I go: Insanity- Warning. Death May Occur. But for some reason its gratifying! BBL- Warning: Leandro will murder your thighs and butt all while playing cheery brazilian music and talking in his oh so cute accent. Resist throwing your ankle weight at him. P90x - Warning Tony makes many jokes that you should undoubtedly laugh at by yourself.And while doing ohms on yoga X if someone is in the house do it quietly, but if no one is, do it loud lol!!! Tracy Anderson-Warning: cute as a button Tracy is not so good at counting reps. When she says 'five more' do NOT listen! Warning....her dance cardio is soo fun and don't be fooled by her three pound weights she is the devil for your arms..in a good way!!! Chalene in Turbo Jam- caution: you may want to hate on her, but if you just give her a chance you will be laughing at her singing in the vids! ((I will probably think of more later!!))
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04-17-10, 05:57 PM | |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Raleigh, NC
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WARNING! Christi Taylor will make you a believer in the benefits of shaking your hips in time to really good music.
WARNING! Don't be scared at how easily you do complicated step combinations that Rebecca Small leads you through. You may also find yourself involuntarily crying, "Wheeeeeeeeee!" as you spin around the step. It's okay!
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04-17-10, 06:19 PM | ||
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Utah
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