07-14-11, 09:08 AM | |
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Atlantic Canada
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I'm getting increasingly picky about workouts, so I could make a very long list at the moment, but the absolute worst offenders for me are.
- TIFTing - Overly complex/confusing or awkward moves and choreography - Space-hog workouts - I don't have a spare ballroom in my house - Workouts using more than two or three pieces of equipment, or anything requiring a Step. - Instructors who yell and shout or make obnoxious comments - Over-the-top background exercisers who mug for the camera, whoop, or over-emote. - High impact with no modifier - Cueing or camera work which make it difficult to follow along - often, but not always, this means non-mirror cueing. - Leotards. I cannot abide by a workout where leotards are involved. |
07-14-11, 09:08 AM | ||
Join Date: May 2010
Location: PA
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3. When the female instructor has extremely big fake boobs. I'm sorry, but I just find it disturbing and annoying.
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07-14-11, 09:16 AM | |
Join Date: Oct 2002
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The ones that come instantly to mind:
Complex Choreography Too much equipment Use of a gadget that is required for one or two workouts and never seen again in another workout DVD High impact Inane chatter and stupid stories - Leslie Sansone I'm talking to you ~Sissy B |
07-14-11, 09:20 AM | |
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
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Too much TIFTing turns me off big time.
Excessive breakdown When the instructor doesn't work out with you. Walking around and pointing at other people working out - just annoying. Dark, boring, bland set - bland instructor (Jari Love is guilty of both) Some really bad music will turn me off - It has to be really bad though and a distraction. Anything with kickboxing in it or very athlectic style choreography. Endless counting, bad cueing - "we are going to do 20 push ups - ok go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ." If background exercises "whoop" too much or are too enthusiastic. |
07-14-11, 09:22 AM | |
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Upstate NY
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Refusal to cue when you've put me in a position where you know I can't see the screen. Especially if the only cue is keep your neck neutral (i.e. don't crane your head to see what the heck I'm doing).
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07-14-11, 09:24 AM | |
Join Date: Nov 2003
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This isn't necessarily a dealbreaker, but it is a turnoff and annoyance:
lack of chaptering (PAUL and others) long awful intros that you can't skip (ELLEN, GAIAM) confusing or hard-to-get-to main menus (TRACY LONG, ELLEN) Poor cuing, including: just tell me what weights you are using for goodness sakes so I have an idea, I know how to adjust (PAUL) Let's party! vibe Music that is too loud, too repetitive, too uneven in volume (this crops up a lot on yoga dvds), I hate chanting and hearing the same words over and over Poor form, also lack of form instruction and cues, this includes mysterious cues referring to what I should be feeling in my internal organs or expressions like open your heart to the sky or "breathe into your feet" Not stating what the purpose of the workout is, or what is being worked and why Anything that is just way more complicated than it needs to be (TRACY LONG) Claims of medical and spiritual healing powers of the workout |
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pet peeves, twisting |
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